Tribal Tales Appreciator Gifts

Totem Pole

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"Pretend you're interested in granddad's old stories and stop calling them reruns."

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

REmember, no cracks about "only the good die young" around Methuselah.

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

'He says they've lived in peace for 500 years...How civilized can that be?'

You didn't hear it from me, but the other hares in the office think you're getting your work done too quickly.

Three wise men on a medal podium.

"It looks like they had too many Chiefs, and not enough Indians."

St. Patrick chases snakes from Ireland.

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

'Size matters on the Podium.'

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

SLEEP Mode

'Sleeps with fishes! We thought you were dead!'

"This is your great uncle Lorenzo. He came to this country not speaking one word of English and with only one penny to his name. And in just 20 years, he was completely broke."

Little-know historical fact #058 - the Tarzan call origin. Tarzan as a boy, 1 second away from a super-wedgie.

'You know I've always told you you were the last of the Mohicans? Well, there was this sqaw...'

We can be gatherers again, but only in groups of up to 10.

"It's best to let sleeping dogs lie"

'A reprieve? No, you've been requested served rare.'

'If it's any consolation, we use EVERY PART of the explorer.'

Large Man Gets out of Limousine.