Migrant Tales Appreciator Gifts

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

William Tell (alternate)

"I came to this country with nothing but the hair on my back."

"Can you hear me now?"

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

"Pretend you're interested in granddad's old stories and stop calling them reruns."

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll leave you to it."

REmember, no cracks about "only the good die young" around Methuselah.

'Actually I was hoping to meet a knight in shining armour!'

We just want to be a real boy! Pinocchio. Ikea. Swedish Folktale.

'Lazy,'

Melting snowman tries to hitch a ride north.

St. Patrick chases snakes from Ireland.

'Give up smoking? Why?'

Trilby - 'Et maintenant dors, ma mignonne!'

'Size matters on the Podium.'

'They say he was a bit cracked anyway.'

"This is your great uncle Lorenzo. He came to this country not speaking one word of English and with only one penny to his name. And in just 20 years, he was completely broke."

Can't that dating service ever get it right?

'The bus driver makes your stomach upset? Tell me about it ... he's my husband.'

"It's best to let sleeping dogs lie"

Totem Pole

"Got over the house of straw."

Train Station Announcement

Large Man Gets out of Limousine.