Trendy Transport Lover Gifts

I'm not trying to be hip. The reindeer went on strike.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Hoxton map.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

They Always Say That

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Hackney-Coach Stands

How do fish get to work?

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

People Holidaying in the Highlands

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

London underground talks continued

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

How very Balham!

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

Meal on Wheel

Vehicles driving into a hole.

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

Railway accidents

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.

Model steam train pulls into a station

Reaction.

Accommodating.