Trendy Transport Lover Pillows

I'm not trying to be hip. The reindeer went on strike.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Hoxton map.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

How do fish get to work?

Hackney-Coach Stands

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

People Holidaying in the Highlands

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

How very Balham!

London underground talks continued

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

Meal on Wheel

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

Model steam train pulls into a station

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.

Accommodating.

Reaction.

Vehicles driving into a hole.

Poor build quality threatens the Black Cab: 'No! I said I can't take you south of the river.'