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'Next Bandwagon Arrives At... 11:00 AM'

"Dude, you better get down here before whatever it is we're waiting for sells out!"

La Table

"Hear this. The new 'in' place is the Bronx."

"What's trending?"

Unsophisticated uncle and fashionable nephew

"Iced raspberry low cal semi-skimmed frappucino whipped froth frapuccino latte please!"

The latest craze - entering city limits.

"The doctor says I'm taking too many selfies."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Emergency Hipster Beard

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."