Trending Pillows

'Next Bandwagon Arrives At... 11:00 AM'

"Dude, you better get down here before whatever it is we're waiting for sells out!"

La Table

"Hear this. The new 'in' place is the Bronx."

"What's trending?"

The Fad Herald cometh. Then I shall multitask. Hear ye: The following are in: Cycling, soccer ... That's hilarious ... Springsteen ... Then what'd you say? ... Um, Stephen Colbert ... I'd have said the same thing. Trends now in: Making people turn off their gadgets when you're talking. Trends now out: Patience. But I was really listening to him either.

Unsophisticated uncle and fashionable nephew

"Iced raspberry low cal semi-skimmed frappucino whipped froth frapuccino latte please!"

The latest craze - entering city limits.

"The doctor says I'm taking too many selfies."

"Get with it, darling, Wednesday is the new Friday."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Eldrow

Emergency Hipster Beard

A Macaroni in 1772

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"That shirt is so last year."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."