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'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

La Table

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

"Which way up do you want it?"

Business Outlook

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

#notblessed

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'First the good news.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

Yo-Yo Sales

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"Hey! This is news."

"Something photogenic for each of us."