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Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

"Dwayne is very important to us. He knows exactly when a trend will become a craze."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Men's business romper.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Emergency Hipster Beard

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"That shirt is so last year."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"Which way up do you want it?"

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

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