Trend Forecasting Gifts

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

"Dwayne is very important to us. He knows exactly when a trend will become a craze."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Men's business romper.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"That shirt is so last year."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"Which way up do you want it?"

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'