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I don't think this "jewelry" fad will catch on.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Men's business romper.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"It will be all your fault."

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

Out of control

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"Which way up do you want it?"

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Utility Chic.

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

#notblessed

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'First the good news.'

'Do you have it in black?'

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."