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Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Prepare for the coming bull, or bear market?

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Made in China

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'The recession is over, again.'

"Everything's gone up."

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

The Euro - R.I.P.

Out of control

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Business Outlook

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

The Decline of the Euro.

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

Yo-Yo Sales

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'Fortune telling/retirement planning'