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Out of control

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'The recession is over, again.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

The Euro - R.I.P.

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

The Decline of the Euro.

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

'Both were written this year by the same author.'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

Economic Prosperity

Bought GE stock at its high.

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

'Remember kid, if the market goes down, it's a buying opportunity and if the market goes up it's the start of a rally.'

The Stock Market

'They make you feel insignificant, don't they?'

Sadder and Wiser Investment Co.