Trekker Of Tails T-Shirts

"I think I just chased the wrong squirrel."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

School trip little porters.

MUM! I'll take the dog for a walk!

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"YOU pass him on the left."

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

'Go to Daddy!'

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

Bird Lays Eggs in Climber's Helmet.

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

Champagne area.

Mountaintop Dessert

"You've been under that car for hours, dear, and you promised to go shopping with me!"

'We don't get many turtles here.'

Mountaineering.

"Hey, you're not my Joey!"

Trolley Rage.

"Wipe the treadmill after you've been stampeding!"

Forget The Diet And Bake Zum Pies!

"You and your 'The fresh air will be intoxicating'!"

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

Dogs sniffy each other.

Training for a speech