Treestand Titan Pillows

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Sisyphus during Covid

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Table tennis.

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

Football.

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

Call Center.

Congratulations for male runner

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'Spinout!'

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Do you have a gun permit?'