Treestand Titan Gifts

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Sisyphus during Covid

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Table tennis.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Football.

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Call Center.

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Congratulations for male runner

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

Rafael Nadal

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

Michael Schumacher

'Spinout!'

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Early Tailgate Parties.

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

'Do you have a gun permit?'