Treestand Tactician Gifts

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

US and the EU

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Board Game Hunter

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Golf lessons

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"That was a rumor day."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Human males marking territory.

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'This board meeting will come to order!'

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

Snooker.

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

Golf

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

Stone Age

'Better get used to player rotation!'