Tree Tapper Pillows

"Look at the hayseed! He's trying to milk a tree!

"First time pruning?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Lovely dovetail."

Timber preservation

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Ralph Stanley

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

Musician's Fishing Trip

"Love your new tattoo."

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

Maple syrup and milk collection.

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

Man talking to a tree.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."

"[Treehouse conference call]"

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

Christmas Star

Dunk Hunt

Bonsai Garden Incinerator

"Let's surprise Mom with ANOTHER Christmas tree!"

'TIMBRE..!!' (guitar as axe)

Tonight: "Ballet." I can't understand it

"Ha! The joke's on him. All I did was pee."

Ballet Shoes

Green Pieces 90% Air

"Ironically, he's being used to create 'save our forest' pamphlets."

Man with fake trunk to help him lift timber