Toe-tapper Pillows

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Dancing School

En pointe

Ballet Shoes

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

Swan Lake Auditions

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

'Would you like to start with a drink, a menu, or my gratuity.'

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."

Boomerang Toenail

King of the caveman accountants: 'And I have 12 toes!'

Riverdance school

Man changing channels with his toe

'Stop tapping that pencil on your desk!'

'That's nothing - I once nibbled a toe that was THIS big...'

'It's not his six toes he's upset about...it's being told it won't make him run any faster.'

'It's definitely the worst ingrown toenail I've ever seen.'

'Don't forget! This next part has to be all your tippy-toes.'