Tune Tapper Pillows

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Moon, June...'

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

I love my violin

Throwing Away Music

Musician

They changed their tunes.

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

Do you know if your business has the right leader?