Tune-tippler Pillows

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Sportsman and music

Musical Pondering.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

'Moon, June...'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

"Cheater"

Eric Clapton.

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.'

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

5-6 pm: Unhappy hour - mourn the loss of jobs to apps, bots, drones.

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"