Tune-tippler Gifts

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Sportsman and music

Musical Pondering.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

'Moon, June...'

"Yes we have dollar drafts, no you can't use your own glass."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

"Cheater"

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Dido

Eric Clapton.

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.'

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

'So, does your wrist-wearable wine analyzer have anything so say about that Burgundy, like how to get it out of silk?'

5-6 pm: Unhappy hour - mourn the loss of jobs to apps, bots, drones.