Tune Tapper T-Shirts

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Ralph Stanley

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

Musician's Fishing Trip

Today 5 -7. Meet the eAuthor.

'Moon, June...'

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

"Look at the hayseed! He's trying to milk a tree!

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

Dido

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Police Dept. Public Information Office. This press release should say "We have not yet gathered evidence," not "We're clueless"!

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

Those microphones sound great

I love my violin

Throwing Away Music

They changed their tunes.

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