Tree Sap Tapper Pillows

Maple syrup and milk collection.

"Lovely dovetail."

Peel poker.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

A man plays golf by the sea

Timber preservation

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Ralph Stanley

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

Dancing in a circle

Today 5 -7. Meet the eAuthor.

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Man talking to a tree.

Tree sap drips makes man need the toilet.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Look at the hayseed! He's trying to milk a tree!

The Environmentalist Fighting Deforestation

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor.'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Tap Dancing School - 'We only use tap water.'

Tree Relief

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

Box Step

A man fishing in a tree stump

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

Tonight: "Ballet." I can't understand it

"Let's surprise Mom with ANOTHER Christmas tree!"

"Ironically, he's being used to create 'save our forest' pamphlets."

Man with fake trunk to help him lift timber

'You've got the wrong end of the stick again. The problem is this end. '