Tree Tapper Prints

"First time pruning?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Lovely dovetail."

Timber preservation

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

Musician's Fishing Trip

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"Love your new tattoo."

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Man talking to a tree.

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

"[Treehouse conference call]"

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

Christmas Star

Dunk Hunt

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

"Ha! The joke's on him. All I did was pee."

Bonsai Garden Incinerator

Green Pieces 90% Air

'TIMBRE..!!' (guitar as axe)

"Let's surprise Mom with ANOTHER Christmas tree!"

Ballet Shoes

"Ironically, he's being used to create 'save our forest' pamphlets."

Man with fake trunk to help him lift timber

'You've got the wrong end of the stick again. The problem is this end. '