"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."
Tree Lopper Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a professional tree lopper? Explore our collection of witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that honor their hard work, climbing skills, and love for the great outdoors. Whether they’re trimming taller branches or just the humor above the canopy, find something that says ‘I’ve got your back—up in the trees!’ with a dash of personality.
What are you giving Mother Earth this year?
Wildlife
"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."
'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'
Deforestation.
Nature versus commerce.
Intelligent people laugh too!
“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”
"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."
The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.
"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."
"I love you too, big guy."
This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.
'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'
'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'
It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.
"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."
"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"
Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!
Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.
No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!
"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."
"Koalas when no one's looking"
'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'
"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."
Yoga Xmas Decorations
"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"
"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"
'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'
"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"
Painting taking root...
"Smokey The Tree"
Hermit Crabapple Tree
Mother Nature
Tree Lopper Gifts Collection
Tree Lopper Mugs
Explore our collection of custom mugs featuring witty designs for tree loppers. A perfect gift to add humor and appreciation to their morning coffee break.
Tree Lopper Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows designed for tree loppers—blend comfort with humor and celebrate their love for the heights and the trees.
Tree Lopper Prints
Decorate their space with prints that honor tree loppers. Funny, artistic, and inspiring—perfect for any outdoor enthusiast’s home or office.
Tree Lopper T-Shirts
Find the ideal t-shirt for tree loppers that combines humor and style. Great for workdays or casual outings—show off their tree climbing pride!