Tree Lopper Mugs

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Painting taking root...

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Smokey The Tree"

Mother Nature

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"