Traveling With Irony Pillows

"The airline is charging me more because I hate to fly?!"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Public footpath on a desert island.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Death Takes A Time-Share

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'It'll be a working vacation.'

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Hiker and the Rodents.

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

Grim reaper struggles to get his scythe in the overhead locker of an aeroplane.

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"You'll get three meals a day,but they will all be continental breakfast."

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

'I know you don't like to travel, but I just want you to run this down the hall.'

"Now I know why those cruise tickets were so cheap!"

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

A socially distanced queue

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Southwest Hampton

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

'Don't worry. I have no intention of drinking the water.'

"Animals? Yes, sir, we're working on that."

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

"We want a good selection of shops,restaurants and activities, but no tourists!"