Traveling With Irony Gifts

"The airline is charging me more because I hate to fly?!"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Public footpath on a desert island.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Death Takes A Time-Share

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

'It'll be a working vacation.'

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Hiker and the Rodents.

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

"You'll get three meals a day,but they will all be continental breakfast."

Grim reaper struggles to get his scythe in the overhead locker of an aeroplane.

'I know you don't like to travel, but I just want you to run this down the hall.'

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

'Don't worry. I have no intention of drinking the water.'

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

"Now I know why those cruise tickets were so cheap!"

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

"Animals? Yes, sir, we're working on that."

Southwest Hampton

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

A socially distanced queue

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

"We want a good selection of shops,restaurants and activities, but no tourists!"