Travel Enthusiast With A Love For Irony Gifts

Grand Canyon...Not-so-grand canyon landfill.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Limerick Airport

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'Welcome to 'Business class'...'

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

Your Luggage

'Well? How was the flight?'

"Well, they did say half-board."

A Cold Snap

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

The outside of a museum with a banner that reads "Nothing by you".

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."

"It appears to have been done with a key to the city, which narrows the suspects."

Holiday photos.

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."