Travel Enthusiast With A Love For Irony Pillows

Grand Canyon...Not-so-grand canyon landfill.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Limerick Airport

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'Welcome to 'Business class'...'

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

Your Luggage

"Well, they did say half-board."

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

'Well? How was the flight?'

A Cold Snap

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Holiday photos.

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

"It appears to have been done with a key to the city, which narrows the suspects."

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

The outside of a museum with a banner that reads "Nothing by you".

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

'More DVT vicar?'