Travel Tales Explorer Gifts

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

Warrior Woman

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Animal immigration

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

Benefits of Living Abroad

"Somewhere in France Maureen has a tête-à-tête."

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Tourist Attractions

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

Uber Files

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

We apologise for the mix-up! Normal service will resume soon!

"They were right. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

Brunhilda

Aeneas

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

American man on holiday

Excess Baggage: Welcome to Frequent Flyer Hell

"Adam, it's the boys. You've got to do something about their fighting! I swear someday one of them is going to kill the other one!"

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

No Trespassing!

Portly man with hands full asked to jump onto the roof of the bus