Travel Diva Gifts

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Italia tours

Airplane Mode.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Greek A-Z Map,

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Airport

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Yakety-Yak