Travel Diva Gifts

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Italia tours

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

The Family Joules: Part 6

Airplane Mode.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Greek A-Z Map,

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Airport

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"