Trashman Gifts

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'I found the termites!'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Worker ant's To Do list.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

Rubbish and Everest

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Dustbin monster.

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Environmental Conscience

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"