"Unless it's LeBron James, I don't want to see anybody right now."
Trash Can Athlete Gifts
Looking for a playful gift for a sports-enthusiast who loves to laugh? Our trash can athlete collection delivers witty, cartoon-style designs that blend athletic spirit with a sense of humor. Ideal for someone passionate about fitness but with a lighthearted twist, these items bring personality to any gym or home workout space. Whether it’s a mug to fuel morning routines or a print for motivation, find a humorous take on athletic dedication.
Football Fans
Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.
Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!
"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"
'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'
"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."
Environmental Conscience
"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."
'Go deep.'
This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!
Gymnast's Commute
Trash-talkin' artists
"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."
Hot dog.
Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.
A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.
Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.
A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!
'I'd love a career in waste management!'
'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'
Plogging Marathon
Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site
Javelin
"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."
Rubbish spoiling water falls
Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.
Smiley Trash.
Vlad The Impaler's Descendants,
Recycling basketballs
"A bottle in the organs' bin? How many times do I have to tell you people: sort your recyclables?"
Instant winner trash can
Street Football
'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'
Trash Time
Trash Can Athlete Gifts Collection
Trash Can Athlete Mugs
Discover our collection of humorous fitness mugs featuring trash can athlete designs—perfect for adding a smile to your morning coffee.
Trash Can Athlete Pillows
Bring humor to your lounging space with our trash can athlete pillows—fun, comfortable, and sure to catch the eye.
Trash Can Athlete Prints
Decorate your workout area or gym with our amusing trash can athlete prints—motivate yourself with a smile and a cartoon style.
Trash Can Athlete T-Shirts
Explore our range of witty trash can athlete t-shirts—ideal for gym sessions, running errands, or relaxing at home with a laugh.