Trash Can Basketball Champion Gifts

'I like an employee who's goal-oriented, Luscatoff.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Eco Princess

"I miss the Augean stables."

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Environmental Conscience

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

The birth of junk mail.

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Climate Crisis

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

Introducing clean conscience products

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

'I'd love a career in waste management!'

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

C'mon, dude, do you have to be environmentally conscious about everything? Boo! You Stink. 26. 11.

Plogging Marathon

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

Mary recycles her brother's old basketball sneakers.

Rubbish spoiling water falls

'Can you demonstrate yet again before my party next week?'

"If you're too cheap to buy a new microwave, then hurry up with that so I can get dinner started."

Lorry has signs saying 'No hand signals ... but I may empty my ash tray from time to time.'

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

"A bottle in the organs' bin? How many times do I have to tell you people: sort your recyclables?"