Trappist Gifts

Texting Monks.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

The circus diver.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Spider's Web Trampoline

"I just can't seem to get a decent support bra anywhere"

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

A politician's dream come true...

"Support the head."

'Help!'

Product Testing Department

Untrustworthy partner

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Missing you.

The Four Flying Flynns...

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"It's a setup."

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

Musician's Fishing Trip

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

Seaside

Trampoline Balance

Trapeze Artists

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

T-Rex attempting the trapeze.

A trapeze artist jumping into the arms of a vampire

"My bad."

Bagging the Chipmunk