Skater Trapper Gifts

The pool was empty, the traps were set, and now all he had to do was wait. . . the skaters would come.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

A man plays golf by the sea

Various Traps.

Trawling for Fish.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Product Testing Department

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Double bass skating

Skater dude.

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

Animal Hats

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

Animal intelligence: 'They are clever creatures...but not that clever.'

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

Skateboards

Big game hunter with big mouse trap

A skateboarder falling on his head

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

'Is there no end to your treachery!?!' (cat to mouse hole)

A Better Mouth-Trap

'Gack! Good lord! This is fresh water taffy!'

How well the trap works and how compelling the bait is

Bill's desperate need to release himself quickly was eased suddenly when he noticed the sign...

"We're going down to the skate park to annoy the kids, are you in?"

The Cornucopia Trap

"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"

"Honestly, I forget what we were trying to catch."