Transitioning To Memory Care Gifts

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Dog on man's stair lift

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Handle With Care

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Old Frogs' Home

'Come die with me.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

James Bond: Senior Years.

Tired Woods

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"That's not what I meant when I suggested rocking on the porch, Mr. Clampwell."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Remembering His Marbles

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'