Memory Care Gifts

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

Of Course My Mom Still Needs Glasses

My First Camera

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Handle With Care

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

I painted them all from memory.

"I cross the road to forget."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"Careful."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'Lost Diary'

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Animal and Human Memory

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'