Memory Care T-Shirts

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

My First Camera

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"Careful."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I cross the road to forget."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'Lost Diary'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Animal and Human Memory

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."