Transitioning To Memory Care T-Shirts

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Dog on man's stair lift

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'Come die with me.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Remembering His Marbles

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."