Memory Care Supporter Gifts

"We must do something about this memory loss, Richard."

'Forget what?'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

Support the Troops

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

Remember our veterans this Memorial Day

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

Why Elephants Never Forget.

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

Saline Dion.

"To Sarah and her anxiety! Together forever!"

Black Lives Matter: Breonna Taylor, George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery.

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

"I just don't think I can stand it anymore!"

God Loves Those Who Love Themselves

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

Santa Therapist

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

'I can't stop thinking about that movie I saw last night...'