Memory Support Group Gifts

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'Forget what?'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Support the Troops

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Hi again

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

Remember our veterans this Memorial Day

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

"He's got a photographic memory."

Black Lives Matter: Breonna Taylor, George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery.

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

Workaholics anonymous

Little Did She Know

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

Memories/New Experiences

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

"We must do something about this memory loss, Richard."

"Yes, I have a good memory! Come on, that's the fifty eighth time you've asked!"

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"