Memory Support Group Mugs

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'Forget what?'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Support the Troops

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

Remember our veterans this Memorial Day

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

"He's got a photographic memory."

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

Memories/New Experiences

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

Workaholics anonymous

Black Lives Matter: Breonna Taylor, George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery.

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

'I know you - you borrowed half a crown from me in 1958!'

"Yes, I have a good memory! Come on, that's the fifty eighth time you've asked!"

"We must do something about this memory loss, Richard."