Memory Awareness Advocate Mugs

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

YOLO vs YODO

'Forget what?'

Guru.

"Is this who I am?"

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

Support the Troops

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

Remember our veterans this Memorial Day

"Depressed and anxious by time flying past? Be positive, think how much faster it would go if you were enjoying yourself."

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"He's got a photographic memory."

The way to elininate stress from your life is simply to stop thinking.

Right there plump in the middle of Jackson Meadow that she had known all her life Margaret Mary Elizabeth became unsure of herself