Memory Awareness Advocate Prints

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

YOLO vs YODO

'Forget what?'

Guru.

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"Is this who I am?"

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

Hi again

Support the Troops

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Depressed and anxious by time flying past? Be positive, think how much faster it would go if you were enjoying yourself."

Remember our veterans this Memorial Day

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"He's got a photographic memory."

Right there plump in the middle of Jackson Meadow that she had known all her life Margaret Mary Elizabeth became unsure of herself