Memory Care Specialist Mugs

Doctor forgets he's treating patient for Alzheimer's disease.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

"I slept funny!"

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

"He's got a photographic memory."

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

"We must do something about this memory loss, Richard."

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

'Password, password - come on memory!'

'Sorry, I'm late. I overslept.'

'I want you to help me recover my repressed memories -- I keep forgetting the multiplication table.'

"Did you say you've been diagnosed with Alzheimer's. . . I'd forget about it!"

'I'm awful with names, but I never forget a fez.'

"I've forgotten what I came down here for."

"Doctor, doctor! I'm losing my thingummybob!"

'He's never needed a stuntman.'

Giggles wakes up with a stiff neck after sleeping 'funny' the night before.