Transcendentalism Gifts

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Zenemies.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Optimist

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Life after death"

"Is this who I am?"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Nihilistic customer service"

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

Existential Risk

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'