Transcendental Adventurer Gifts

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Good game."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

High-gravity baseball

How am I abducting?

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Now you can send it."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Do you have an appointment?"

Shoot For The Moon

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Show off."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"...it's another metal detector."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Parachuting bishop.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

100k Desert Crawl

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.