Transcendental Adventurer Gifts

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Here goes nothing."

"Good game."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

High-gravity baseball

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

How am I abducting?

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Now you can send it."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Shoot For The Moon

"Do you have an appointment?"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

Parachuting bishop.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"...it's another metal detector."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

100k Desert Crawl

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had athlete's foot."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.