Transcendence Enthusiasts Gifts

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Why Superman flies himself

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Swamp gas

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Take me to your leader. . .

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"I prefer your early pieces."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."